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Recently, a heavily armed group of club volunteers staged a succesful coup on the nations capital, and after considerable use of unnecessary force, were able to claim control of the beehive.
A large number of politicians were captured, and were given a fair trial, swiftly followed by a fair hanging.
It should be noted that the word “politics” is derived from the word “poly”, meaning
many, and the word “ticks”, meaning “blood-